Pigs are gray or pink or brown
They love to roll in the mud.
Oh to live as a pig.
Born to be slaughtered.
Created for food.
Fed well for a time to be fattened up.
Then taken to the house to fatten others up.
"Meaningless" as Solomon said.
Well fed, then you're dead.
Oh to live as a pig,
Knowing your life is for service.
Giving people strength to dance a jig.

Blitz! Turnover! Touchdown!!
Oh to be a football player.
Popular and drunk,
Breath like a skunk.
Oh to be a football player.

Alleluia! Amen!
Oh to be a Christian.
Fake and a hypocrite,
How do they live with it?
Oh to be a Christian.

Glory to God in the Highest!
Oh to be His child
Real, hated, true and sober,
Mouth praising God, living in His love.
Promised eternity, assured by faith.
Hated by the world, loved by their father.
Oh to be His child.